Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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