puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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