nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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