She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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