you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Help. Why am I so naked?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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