Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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