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(520): View more from Arizona

Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off

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(973): View more from New Jersey

so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?

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(705): View more from Ontario

her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken

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(512): View more from Texas

We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry

(828): View more from North Carolina

Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell

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(216): View more from Ohio

Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory

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