party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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