Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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