You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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