if you like me you must not know who I am
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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