I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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