they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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