she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
