they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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