now i know why i became what i already was.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
