haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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