The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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