this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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