So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I stole a fireplace last night.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
