Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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