I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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