that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
