38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
