Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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