They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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