please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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