haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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