He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
whose ass print is on the piano?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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