I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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