if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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