turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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