I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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