and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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