Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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