it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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