been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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