Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
vagina is talking i cant
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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