I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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