i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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