Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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