So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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