So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
Randomize
