She is in my trunk
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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