I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Come on in and take your pants off
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