I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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