My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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