It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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