Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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