idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
